He Says, He Says

Me:	Wow, I thought Laduree's website would be better than this.
	peruse peruse
Me:	Macaron!
J:	It's nothing but an oreo.
J:	It's just a fancy oreo.

1 month ago -

Not knowing what to do about this sticker, I put it on our lamp.

Me: :D
J: Ugh. *cringe* Are you sure about that? Feels wrong. That’s not family friendly.
Me: *slump*

Me: What the!?

J: That means your fortune is undetermined. It’s in your hands.

J:	You can ask him about Elphbaba
Me:	Elphaba!!
J:	Whatever.

*on my drawings*

J: Those aren’t hands, those are clouds!

Me:	Oh my god, you really need a hair cut.
J:	I thought you were going to cut my hair?
Me:	Okay, well when do you want me to cut it?
J:	Now. I haven't taken a shower yet.
Me:	Well aren't you supposed to take a shower first?
J:	Oh yeah.
J:	Hm.
J:	Paradox.

J:	Oh, this means the sun sets at 6pm today.
Me:	Yessssssssss!
J:	It's just a trick.

J:	Tim Cook kind of looks like...
J:	Did you watch the Golden Girls?
J:	He looks like the tall one.

Me:	Have you seen Ghost?
J:	Yeah
J:	I don't think it's a movie that will stand the test of time...
Me:	Yeah...
	...
J:	Bat nga ba nya sinulatan ng "ditto" yung panty nya??

Javi:	fuck you, assholes.
Javi:	I hope you sleep well tonight.

	(Yesterday)
J:	mumbles
Me:	what?
J:	mumbles
Me:	what?
J:	You haven't been understanding anything i say recently.
	(Today)
Me:	Oh look at this job, it can be remote!
J:	That's probably how it also is with mumbles
Me:	what?
J:	OH MY GOD! I'M LIVING IN A BUBBLE!

Me:	type type type Is this the right phrase: "when did i let my imagination run away with me"? Is that how it goes?
J:	Isn't it "my imagination ran wild"
Me:	snort wild?
J:	But that's the phrase.
Me:	that's like, sex.

J after hours of work

3 months ago -

J:	hey here's a recipe for raisin bread
J:	looks fun
Me:	you know what's fun to make? Marshmallows.
J:	I'm not a fan of marshmallows
Me:	I don't like eating them either, I just like touching them.
J:	... That's what she said.